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Jon Kay's hygiene routine is a bit ruff (https://twitter.com/jonkay/status/1355906705918455808?s=20)
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His follow up tweet:

“but Jon, is has a pic of a dog!” doesn’t mean anything. Lots of shampoos i used in the past have pictures of waterfalls, or people cleaning dishes, or gauzily drawn women frolicking in pastures, or dudes under waterfalls with chests provocatively projected outwards, or whatever

I cannot stress enough that the shampoo with people cleaning dishes on it is not shampoo either

Amazing. That's one level deeper than I went.

Reply down thread:

Does your dog know you’re a racist, too?

> Well that escalated quickly

I know this is off topic but mods please don’t delete this it’s so funny

>I know this is off topic \*hovers mouse over 'remove' button\* >but mods please don't delete this it's so funny ugh, fine. It is.
Praise be the merciful mods!
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No it's not
I think jon kay though is the rationalist quillette guy

Measured every skull except the one that matters most

Did the picture of the dog on the bottle not tip him off? What did he think, that it was dog-scented shampoo?

> "but Jon, is has a pic of a dog!" > > doesn't mean anything. Lots of shampoos i used in the past have pictures of waterfalls, or **people cleaning dishes**, or gauzily drawn women frolicking in pastures, or dudes under waterfalls with chests provocatively projected outwards, or whatever does... he also use dish soap for Shampoo?
Surprised he didn't have one with like a tooth and inflamed gums.
That's just him trying to roll with the punches. but dude needs to pay even the tiniest bit of attention to what he's washing with, damn
>does... he also use dish soap for Shampoo? Wait 'til you hear what he likes for dessert topping.
new Shimmer
Have you seen what masculine coded products look like? 'Hell yeah, I want my toiletbowl to smell like open flame and wiskey!'
To be fair, it's got the Arm and Hammer logo on it too, so it could have been a shampoo for Arms. Or for hammers.

I’m guessing this is common

lol

Quillette editor+podcast.

This explains things.

But clearly this is a 4d chess move to throw racismdog off the scent.

https://twitter.com/supermathskid/status/1355943837101907971

[Don't knock it 'til you try it.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=iXHZk6FMVgE)

I think he is lying too. There is more likely machinery or flames or trees on ‘male’ shampoo bottles than fucking pets.

I guess the autist super-race has trouble with dog faces too?

EDIT2: I apologize, the comment was poor judgement on my part. I didn’t mean to offend anyone. Maybe a better alternative would have been something like “they want to become AIs so badly they’re now starting to fail visual object recognition of pets.” Or maybe I’ll stick to “the jerk store called and they’re running out of you” from now on. Mea culpa.

EDIT: I was being sarcastic guys. Is there a freaking list of rules of acceptable sneer etiquette? On second thought, this sneering has run its course for me, I was attracted to it because I, like you all I’m sure, wanted an outlet to ridicule the seemingly unchallenged crap spewed out of the rationalist circles, but I’d rather spend my time in constructing a better alternative.

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100%. I used the derogatory slang word sardonically.
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Should it not have been implied within the context of this sub? Ok, whatever, I'm leaving it up for future reference so others don't make this same mistake. This is the second time I make a faux pas on this sub, there won't be a third. I guess sneering isn't my thing, I either try to be too serious and offer constructive criticism, which then gets ridiculed, or else I go too far, apparently, and offend people (unintentionally, I swear). Back to lurking as a spectator for me.
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I missed that whole discussion. I can see your point, mea culpa. I should have realized that this is still a public forum and care for others’ feelings should trump any attempted risqué witticisms.
Have you tried just not repeating bigoted language, ironically or otherwise? Christ, don't get pissy cause you got a whooping 3 downvotes, just don't repeat bigotry. It's not that hard.
I apologized and owned up for my comment in the other reply. My bad.
It was a bad joke. Be a big boy now and take your lumps. edit: :)
Yup,I did.