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Lol, you can’t make me read this.

Imagine looking at that one dril tweet and, instead of just saying, “This, but unironically,” dragging it out to the length of War and Peace. Truly inspiring stuff.

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I think you're missing the point. If we all fellate those boots together and can all manage to agree, at least nominally, on the value of boot fellation, then I won't have such an icky feeling in my tummy.

Even the footnotes have footnotes!

E: And I still can’t get over this site having 200k followers on twitter. Esp as this is all just a self referentaial mess:

Part of what I’ve spent three years working on is a new language we can use to think and talk about our societies and the people inside of them

  1. Seeing in 3D. Remembering to remember not only the Psych Spectrum tug-of-war but also Emergence Tower. Ants are cells in a giant colony “organism.” Polar bears are individual organisms in themselves. Humans are weird because we can be like ants sometimes and polar bears other times, making the human species kind of like a fractal.

Got the ‘new language’ part down right at least. That is unreadable for anybody who isn’t already an insider.

(Why are all insight porn sites never self reflecting about writing styles, esp the good advice about writing: “less, is more” Or as there is a Flemish saying ’Schrijven is schrappen” (Writing is cutting)).

E2:

AARRGGHGH

The While We’re Here, My Recent Airplane Story Blue Box

E3:

So much words wasted on saying nothing.

E4:

I came into it crystal clear on what people on the Left generally think, how they think, and why.

later:

And if we knew more about the thousands of genuinely heartwarming GoFundMe stories that happen every year, it would strengthen our trust and love networks and boost kind-heartedness and generosity.

ARRGGHHHH, the genuinely heartwarming GoFundMe stories that happen every year are a sign of absolute failure of the social safety net. That Hillary Clinton signal boosted a GoFundMe of one of her employees, instead of just paying her medical bills should fill you with disgust. What kind of horrible person looks at a succesfull ‘Help me pay for insulin this month, I’m dying’ and goes, well that is a nice feel good story, we all did well there. Good job us.

The leftwing stance is ‘we shouldn’t need gofundmes to feed the homeless’, not ‘look at all these people we save just from the edge of devastation each month’.

Damn US centrists thinking they are, and understand the left.

E?: wait they have a monthly patreon? With 4k members? And only posted 1 article in 2017? Is this just a grift?

I can definitely stop mommy and daddy from getting a divorce if I think about it real hard and say the right words.
> I still can't get over this site having 200k followers on twitter I was going to make a crack about how getting people to believe in the wisdom and profundity of a dense, witheringly long screed written in language they can't actually understand is the oldest trick in…well, the Book. But the Bible actually *is* profound and beautiful literature, at least in parts, and this is like reading a fax machine user's manual badly translated from Romanian. Except that it's not funny.
Bible has less cute pictures, I'm gonna read this instead. (im lying, I'm not going to read all of this).
What, you don't think you can get [infographics in your Bible](https://wiki.ezvid.com/best-illustrated-bibles)? O ye of little faith!
Ow sorry, my bible study days are very long behind me.
>Remembering to remember Three years working on new language, and they didn't even come up with "meta-remembering." What were they even doing?

waitbutwhy is like Slate Star Codex but worse

I mean the site also features an article titled “Elon Musk: The World’s Raddest Man”

The site is superweird, so many ... weird articles, and it so popular. But I like the most that on my browser the frontpage is messed up, it smashes the names of articles together. 'Neuralink and the brains magical future' and '100 blocks a day', become "neuralink and the brain's 100 blocks a day magical future'. (some adblock fuckup I guess). 'The Stories of US: full series How to Pick a Career (That Actually Fits You)' 'Clueyness: A Weird Kind of Sad' (I lied, the last one is an actual article)
I mean as the rocket Jesus article shows it's basically neoliberal central, given it's a futurist website I'm not too surprised it would go that way.

Urban acknowledges some of his criticism later in the post:

After the last chapter, I was accused by some readers of practicing “bothsidesism,” a suggestion that I was depicting both U.S. parties as equal and equally at fault for the state of the nation, as a kind of cop-out.

I get it. False equivalencies are infuriating. Imagine you’re eight and you’re in an argument with your sibling. It escalates and he shoves you. You shove him back. Then he slaps you incredibly hard across the face. Then your parent says, “Both of you, stop it!” You protest that what he just did was much worse than anything you did, to which your parent says, “I don’t care about the details—you’re both grounded.” It would be maddeningly unfair.

People do this kind of thing all the time with societal conflicts, whether between political parties or racial groups or any other kind of faction. The people who do it often have good intentions—they want to seem fair and they think spreading out the blame equally is the best way to diffuse things. Other times, it happens when defenders of the group who did the “face slap” want to brush over the real story. Whatever the reason, drawing a false equivalency about unequal wrongdoing is as unfair as blaming only one side when there’s equal wrongdoing.

…And promptly tries to defend himself with more enlightened centrism, missing the point by a mile.

The problem with posting what’s clearly a book one chapter at a time is that you can’t get the entirety of your point across until the last chapter is posted. Now that another chapter has come out, I hope it’s a little clearer that “I don’t care about the details—you’re both grounded” isn’t quite my angle here. I see it more like two siblings who have caught rabies. In this particular household, the siblings always have rabies to some extent (the low-rung element of both parties), but recently, their rabies have been flaring up. More rabies makes them want to bite each other more, and the way this strain of rabies works, every time a sibling gets bitten, it causes their own rabies to ramp up a bit, making them more likely to bite the other—and it becomes a vicious cycle. Diagnosing which sibling has rabies worse right now or whose rabies flared up first, while also a worthwhile endeavor, isn’t the right focus of this series. Writing a series focused on scolding a single faction of society and riling up anger toward that side is not only unlikely to help the U.S. giant get better, it’s the exact type of thing that exacerbates the illness—it would just be adding another bite to the rabies war.

Criticism of mainstream media is good, but Urban literally puts objectivity at the center of the left-right media spectrum in the US (which is in fact conservative, since the US is a conservative country that has successfully defined bland neoliberalism as “far left”). He hears criticism of these habits as “both-sidesing” and defends himself by saying, “I know it looks like that, but I’m not, I don’t care who started it, I’m just trying to point out that both sides are at fault here.” Just tragically dense.

>I know it looks like that, but I'm not, I don't care who started it, I'm just trying to point out that both sides are at fault here. I think he's right that partisan media, regardless of its stripe, has a tendency to cherry-pick facts that support its position (as opposed to starting with facts and trying to form a position based on them). What he's trying to clarify here is that he's not trying to make any judgement about who does it more, just that it's a bad thing people should stop doing. I feel like the paragraphs you quoted make that fairly clear?
The issue is framing objective reality as somewhere in the middle. I think if you read what I wrote, that's fairly clear.
If people were to stop cherry-picking facts then they would all become Marxists. There's no reason for Western media to do that, because that goes against their material interests.
Hi not, I don't care who started it, I'm just trying to point out that *both sides* are at fault here, I'm Dad👨
Hi just trying to point out that *both sides* are at fault here, I'm Dad👨, I'm Dad👨
Unremoving these so everyone can point and laugh at the dumb bot. Gaze upon your basilisk and tremble!
The majesty of artificial intelligence is completely ineffable.

Also, scope the bit about “political bigotry.” Sounds kinda familiar, can’t place it.

Media “centrism” is a lot like media “truth” – everyone thinks they want it until they actually get it. Then they hate it.

To quote from Blackadder, “I like not this news! Bring me some other news!”

You head to work, which let’s say is a place with a generally high-minded, grown-up culture, and it elevates your psyche a bit.

Current state: despair. But also, despair.

Surely there must be a term to describe the spamming of data visualization charts, tables and MS Paint-drawn graphics to give oneself a false aura of expertise. And if there’s not already, this blog is creating a pressing need for it.

Is this another 10,000 word disquisition on reals > feels?

I think this is basically the toxicplasmosis article from ssc, but longer.
how is it possible to write something *longer* than an SSC article?
Lots of stick figures
Plus the need to explain the stick figures. For the confused, of course.